Mrs. Market goes to work

Ben Graham gave us Mr. Market.

I’m sure you remember the polite but schizophrenic-manic-depressive-to-overtly-optimistic fellow.

Then, over the years, Mr. Market had a sex-change.

Meet Mrs. Market, the suave, canniving, multiply schizophrenic, cold-blooded and “efficient” ((she thinks she’s efficient))  global phenomenon.

If there’s one thing she wants, it is respect. Yes, she wants your full attention. Either that, or she wants you to lay off. Or, she’ll just pull your pants down. Period.

Her quantum of movement and also her frequency of movement nowadays has become nerve-wracking. Not to forget her speed of movement – play her if you can take her speed and if you have a sound heart condition.

She rewards some of those who look at her all the time. First she wants undivided attention, and then she wants you to know her levels. If she crosses a level, she wants you to join her. Then she rewards you.

But, she’s canniving, remember. Sometimes, she back-tracks on you. So, whenever you’re on a date with her, just carry some insurance with you. This insurance is called a stop-loss.

And now for her weak-point. Wanna pin her down? Well, she thinks she’s efficient. To be fair, though she was a disaster at efficiency earlier, she has become a little efficient now, but only sometimes. At these times, you don’t want to go out with her, because she’ll block your every pick-up line and trick in the book.

You actually need to take her for a spin when she’s inefficient. Then you’ll get to any base with her. In fact, you might even hit a few home-runs.

But careful, you’re not traveling without your insurance. Because, at any given time, she might turn efficient, and God help you if you are caught unawares.

There will be times when she will pull your pants down despite your every precaution. At these times, you’ll need to pick yourself up and live for another day. What’ll have helped is the fact that you didn’t give your everything into your affair with Mrs. Market before she ditched you. What you saved up can be used for another, this time lucrative fling with her.

She’s a relentless worker. On weekends, though, she rests. You need to catch your breath too, to get ready for her next ride. Wish you luck!

One thought on “Mrs. Market goes to work

  1. Reblogged this on Magic Bull and commented:
    People, I can’t help reblogging this one – it is a defining article with regards to my understanding of Mrs. Market. The language used is provocative – on purpose – so that the message imprints itself in the mind of the reader. Believe me, the insinuations are innocent and harmless, and if the essence of Mrs. Market becomes a concept to you, my purpose is solved. For heaven’s sake, people, focus on the message and not on the language. The message is noble, and is supposed to help you win at investing and / or trading. Cheers 🙂

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